And you should see the Easter eggs. Jesus. Two hundred tons of petrochemicals diverted from where they belong – in the tank of my car – to puff up a chocolate egg so small that it wouldn’t stretch the birthing muscles of a wren.
Jeremy Clarkson, Sunday Times
OK, with the Hotel Chocolat Serious Dark Fix Egg you do get a little ‘extra’ packaging. But then how exactly are you to package a fragile chocolate egg-shaped item that has to survive the handling of Her Majesty’s Postal service?
Mind you it is seriously thick. Dropping this little beaut is more likely to break a toe bone than the egg itself. Rather than a thin, measly, disappointing, empty shell you do get a serious amount of dark chocolate encasing a collection of little pralines.
The Hotel Chocolat Serious Dark Fix Egg – Extra Thick Dark Chocolate Easter Egg is available now for £20.
